No!
Ritsuko!
Ritsuko...
Ritsuko!
What are you doing?
Why...
Ritsuko?
Morning!
What?
-I'm heading to school. -OK.
You look weird.
Whatever.
Later.
Geez.
After all these years, why now did I dream of her?
Saru!
What...
-What in the hell... -Saru!
The fruit shop is in trouble!
Let's go, Saru. The fruit shop!
-Hey... -This way!
Hamanaka Fruits
Check out the girl.
Her name is Nishiyama Minami.
She is a 31 year old widow.
Eh! She is a widow?!
Mezon Ippatsu
Ippatsu means "sex for one time".
Good morning.
You were pretty wild last night.
That's because you were wild.
Widows are...
some of the most sought after women in the porn business.
An erotic world is...
lying right in front of our eyes!
I'm gonna go buy some fruit, Yamamoto.
May I help you?
Fu...fu...fu...
Fruit, please!
Sure.
What kind of fruit would you like?
Eve...every morning,
I...
I eat some fruit.
Me too.
What would you like?
Uh, pe...pea...
pea..pea...
Peaches, please.
Peaches?
I want some too.
OK.
Yo, Saru and Yamamoto.
You used to come and steal fruit, huh.
-Shut the hell up baldy. -What?!
Did you...
Did you forget that I eat fruits every morning, sir?
I eat them too.
I see.
You guys...
came for Minami, huh?
Huh? Minami?
Don't play dumb.
My wife has been hospitalized for rheumatism,
so Minami is helping me until she gets better.
I dropped by here yesterday and...
told him that I was having a hard time finding a job.
Then he gave me a job.
You can work here permanently if you'd like.
Since when do you make decisions, idiot!
Here, I cut a peach for you.
Here you go.
Are you feeding me?
Yes, I am. Open your mouth.
There you go, Yamamoto.
Why she remembers your name?
Yummy!
Is your...
Is your body as fresh as a peach...?
He meant pichi-pichi, which means fresh or young in Japanese.
peach-pichi*?
-What a hell is peach-pichi? -I rhymed pichi with peach.
Ara-sa: implies 'age is around thirty years old'. It's a popular expression in Japan.
I'm 'Ara-sa'*,
but my body is still peach-pichi.
Cut it out already, you punks!
Saru.
Shouldn't you be at work?
Ah! Damn it!
Go to work already!
Thank god.
Thanks to Minami...
I have erased Ritsuko's nightmare from my memory.
Wow.
What a big house for this part of town.
Aida
This door.
OK.
Oh, I see.
This is pretty old.
I have kept the key in the same place for years,
but it's been missing since yesterday.
Well, people lose keys.
That's how I stay in business.
I'm opening the lock. OK?
Yes, please.
All right.
It's old...
It opened!
Oh my god!
What's wrong?
They are gone.
My collections are gone!
Pictures...
pottery...
antiques are gone, too!
They were stolen?
When I realized the key was missing...
I had a bad feeling.
Saru Rock
Translated by Yuki
What do you think?
As you can see, somebody stole the key...
and opened the door to steel the stuff inside.
Isn't it obvious?!
Do you see anything suspicious?
You are the police.
You figure it out.
Take it easy, I just want your opinion as a locksmith.
Huh? Um...
Who is that dude who's being questioned?
Ah, he is the driver and guard.
I see, the guard. Wow.
You are big! You look strong!
-How did he get robbed with a big guard like that? -Even a big man has to sleep at night.
Thats true, huh.
Tell me something helpful.
Hey.
I already told you that I don't know anything.
Please.
The security of this house is perfect!
Look! Look! Look!
PERFECT!
It's not easy to rob this house.
It's the work of a professional.
I already know that.
Huh?
You're annoying...
and a moron!
For real?
Yes, for real.
I'm not making it up.
How old are your friends?
I met them in college...
so they are 31.
I'm all alone since my husband passed away,
and my friends are not married yet.
We get together often since we are lonely.
Then...
would you like to go for a drink with us?
Eh? Really?
Yes! Sounds fun!
You did it, Yamamoto!
Reminder: 'Ara-sa' is a 'person around thirty years of age.'
I heard 'Ara-sa' flirt a lot when they drink!
No, I can't!
I'm...
broke.
Eh?
Even though they have money, we shouldn't split the bill.
No!
I don't even have enough to split the bill.
Me either.
I got an idea.
Ask Yamada to come, and make him pay.
Idiot.
Police officers don't have that kind of money.
Damn it!
Why did I spend my last check on that porn video!
What did you get?
A new video of bouncing tits Maria.
Really?
I have an idea.
You shouldn't...
Saru...
Will you take off your clothes?
Take them off.
Are you being shy?
Is it because we are 'Ara-sa'?
You are so cute.
'Ara-sa'...
love cute boys!
'Ara-sa' love sex.
'Ara-sa' think about sex all day.
Let me do you...one by one!
Saru.
You wanna do me first, right?
Again...
Morning.
Ritsuko!
What's with you these last two days?
Ah, I got it!
You are doing something bad behind my back.
I'm not. I'm being forced!
Whats with you?
You are annoying. Go to school already.
That's my line.
How long does it take for you to get in to college?
What are you guys doing here? Did you already heard?
Hear what?
Oh, you don't know? This shop was robbed.
What?!
-I'm coming in. -Oh, thanks.
-I'm sorry for what happened. -Yeah.
Guys, stay out.
-Ah, don't worry. I know the owner. -Oh, I see.
The safe was robbed too.
How much money was in the safe?
Since my wife keeps the accounting stuff with her,
there was only about 500,000 yen.
-500,000 yen! -In cash?
My wife's jewelry is gone too.
It's the work of a professional.
How do you know?
Damn...Ouch!
Amazing.
Ouch.
The thief opened the safe through the dial lock using a drill, in just one try.
He knows a lot about locks.
Do you have any idea who did it?
Huh?
No.
Think harder.
The thief knew where the safe was and what was in it.
I have no idea.
Hey,
where is Minami?
What the hell are you talking about?
She didn't do it!
I didn't say that! I just wanted to know where she was, that's it!
Who is Minami?
Good morning.
You look beautiful as always.
See? She is fine, right?
You, you are Miss Minami?
Yes.
A... Actually...
Yamada.
I'm Yamada.
-Don't introduce yourself. -We're looking forward to drinking with you!
It's not the right time.
Hey, are you going for a drink with her?
Yamada, it's not the right time.
It has nothing to do with the robbery.
Yamada!
I see, Ritsuko.
If you don't want me to join,
I won't go out with them.
Question her already.
Excuse me.
Hey, hey, hey.
Actually,
the shop was robbed yesterday.
Eh?
I need to ask you a couple of questions.
Eh? You think I did it?
No, no. I didn't say that.
-You...! -Ritsuko, listen to me.
-Most of the time, I'm only interested in you. -Headquarter to Nakamachi-2.
-Well, if you are interested in me... -Headquarter to Nakamachi-2
Answer it.
This is Nakamachi-2. Over?
I got a call that a hardware store in Tsurukame was robbed.
A hardware store? Another robbery?! -Head to the scene right way.
Yamada.
Get to work.
We'll go get ready for tonight!
Roger. On my way.
-Roger. -Ah, Ritsuko.
-We'll talk about it later.. -OK, OK!
-Go, go! -I'm not done yet!
Alright!
Since we wanted you to enjoy a home-cooked meal,
we decided to have a party at my house!
Yay!
Isn't this great?
I feel more relaxed than drinking at a bar.
Yeah, thats true. You guys are good at entertaining 'Ara-sa'!
Since we don't need to worry about closing time, let's drink a lot!
-All right? -I might get a call about the robbery cases.
Worry about it when it happens!
Yamanote-sen Game!
You play that kind of game when you are drunk.
We gotta drink first.
Well then, let's toast to us.
Cheers!
How about this?
You boys play the game, and the winner can...
kiss us!
Eh?!
-For real?! -That sounds fun. Let's do it.
I knew it, 'Ara-sa'!
Very bold!
For 'Ara-sa', kissing is nothing but a greeting!
What should we do, Saru?
What do you think, Yamada?
I don't mind.
All right.
Let's start with Saru! Yay!
Yamanote-sen Game! Yay!
Name animals.
Ready?
Dog!
Cat!
Varecia variegata!
Horse!
Bear!
Procyon cancrivorus.
Cow!
Giraffe.
Canis simensis.
Elephant!
Penguin.
Boo!
Penguin is a bird.
Ah! What a moron!
Too bad.
All right, Saru vs Yamada!
Yay.
This is bad. I don't think I can beat him.
Yamada...
When did you become an animal nerd?
Koala!
Pentalagus!
Boar!
Nyala.
Monkey!
Monkey means Saru.
Grevy's zebra.
Snake!
Wrong! Snake is a reptile.
Yamada, those animals you said really exist?
Varecia variegata is a Primate Lemurida.
Known for their loud howl and they are in danger of extinction.
Their habitat is Madagascar.
Oh, Procyon cancrivorus. It's tail is shorter than a normal raccoon.
There are four more kinds of...
Hey!
All right, Kissing time!
Yay!
I'll go first!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
I'll go next.
Go, go!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Now it's my turn!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
It's too long. I've only seen a kiss like that in the movies.
This is the 'Ara-sa's erotic world...
Now let's play a game to guess the color of Yuri's underwear!
What?!
Sorry, Ritsuko!
What? Seriously?
Whoever guesses the color of her underwear can get a kiss!
We get to see her underwear and still get a kiss?!
Yamamoto, you go first.
Let's answer!
R..Red.
Next, Yamada.
Let's answer.
Pink.
Last, Saru!
Let's answer.
Purple.
All right.
What's the answer?
Ta-da!
The answer is purple.
How did you know, Saru?
I saw her bra when she was getting food.
Her bra was purple.
I'm sure she is wearing her favorite underwear for us tonight.
The color of her bra has to match with her panties. She is 'Ara-sa'.
Thus, it's purple.
What reasoning skill.
-You really beat me. -Yamada...
You are the police.
All right.
Saru...
Kissing time!
Saru!
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Hello?
Yes.
Eh?!
I'll be there right away. Yes.
-What's wrong? -Robbery.
What?
Again?
I'm sorry. I have to go.
Hey, Yamada! Hey!
Hey! Wait!
Hey!
One sec.
-Did you see his face? -No...
He was covering his face.
I chased him, but he was pretty fast, and I'm old, you know.
Saru, the safe?
-It's broken into. -The same culprit?
No doubt about it.
Ouch.
But why does the thief target shops around here?
If he is so good, he should break into places with more money.
Man, you are rude as usual.
-But I'm right. -He's got a point.
He must have a reason.
Maybe he is looking for something...?
Damn it!
What's wrong, Saru?
I haven't been kissed, yet.
I have to go back and make out.
I know making out with a girl is important for you, but I need your help.
-But if you must choose between a kiss and helping the police... -Kiss!
What are you guys talking about?
Can I bring girls here and make out with them?
-Absolutely not. -Please!
My mouth is ready for kissing!
Saru, I said no.
Then I'm going. Bye.
-Saru! -Saru!
Over here.
Now this is forth robbery.
It's not safe around here anymore.
Ah?
We are going home while we can still catch a train. Bye-bye.
What are they gonna do about...
this mouth?
I heard...
you are familiar with the neighborhood.
Yes.
I know who did it.
Eh? Then are we going to go make an arrest?
Not yet. I wanted to ask your opinion first.
My opinion?
You wanna be a detective someday, right?
If you do, you need to earn it.
What the hell...?
This is terrible...
The world will be in chaos.
Edogawa Edition
Widows -Amateur version
I can't hold it anymore.
She looks exactly like her.
But she looked very innocent.
She didn't look like she would be in a porn video.
Women who look innocent are usually...
very perverted behind closed doors!
That means...
a porn actress lives...
in our neighborhood.
Yes.
A porn actress.
I see.
You found out about me.
So...
you are...
Now that you have found out,
I guess...
I have to show you...
who I really am.
You...
You are trying to use us to satisfy your sexual urges now that your husband is gone!
That's right.
I will suck all night.
As you wish.
We have to make sure.
We have to make sure this woman is Minami-san.
-How? -Look. She has a mole on her boob.
We have to find out if Minami has the same mole.
If she does...
Yeah.
We can...
have sex with her!
-If it is really Minami.. -We will be...
What's going on, Yamada?
Are you Sarumatu Yataro-kun?
I'm arresting you for burglary.
What?
This is some kind of mistake, right?
You know the locks and neighborhood better than anyone else.
Hold on.
When the rice shop was robbed, he was with me.
But you left to go to the convenience store.
Huh?
Ya...Yamada.
Do you...
Do you think I did it?
Yamada!
I had no choice!
Detective, I've found them.
Tsurukame Bank
Huh?
Why...?
We found evidence.
-That's not mine! -Don't play dumb!
How are you gonna explain how that got here?
What?
You stole his arts and antiques, huh.
You sold the rest already?
I...I...!
Even if my life was threatened,
no matter what,
I will never open a lock to steal.
That's what I heard.
But,
what if it is for a woman you are in love with?
Saru.
Minami.
You needed money after your husband passed away, so you used a young locksmith to help steal money.
No way.
I didn't do it.
It's not me!
This was found in the safe at the hardware shop.
In the safe?
Yamada told me you didn't go to the hardware shop.
Run.
Saru, run!
Thanks for setting up a fun game for me.
He framed us, so we frame him back.
Damn it.
We are here to deliver fruit.
Your bra.
Will you take it off?